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Grumpy grandad   

Grand-daughter of the Painted Nails,

As if they had been dipped in gore,

I’d like to set you lugging pails

And make you scrub the kitchen floor.

I’m old and crotchety of course,

And on this point my patience fails;

I’d sue my old girl for divorce

If she showed up with painted nails.

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You’ve Just Walked On Ahead Of Me   

And I’ve got to understand
You must release the ones you love
And let go of their hand.
I try and cope the best I can
But I’m missing you so much
If I could only see you
And once more feel your touch.
Yes, you’ve just walked on ahead of me
Don’t worry I’ll be fine
But now and then I swear I feel
Your hand slip into mine.

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Life Goes On Poem   

If I should go before the rest of you
Break not a flower
Nor inscribe a stone

Nor when I am gone
Speak in a Sunday voice
But be the usual selves
That I have known

Weep if you must
Parting is hell
But life goes on
So…sing as well

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Last Journey Funeral Poem   

There is a train at the station
With a seat reserved just for me
I’m excited about its destination
As I’ve heard it sets you free

The trials and tribulations
The pain and stress we breathe
Don’t exist where I am going
Only happiness I believe

I hope that you will be there
To wish me on my way
It’s not a journey you can join in
It’s not your time today

There’ll be many destinations
Some are happy, some are sad
Each one a brief reminder
Of the great times that we’ve had

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Warning Funeral poem   

This poem tells about the things she wants to wear and how she wants to behave in old age. For now, she must live the life of expected sobriety but, when she reaches old age she is determined to let respectability fly to the wind. The lady thinks about her old age days. Warning Poem Lyrics When …

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